Groundsman Changes Pitch at Lunch, Wins Man of the Match! CCTV Reveals Shocking 'Turf-Swap' Conspiracy 🕵️♂️🏏
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Groundsman Changes Pitch at Lunch, Wins Man of the Match! CCTV Reveals Shocking 'Turf-Swap' Conspiracy 🕵️♂️🏏
MUMBAI – In a development that has sent seismic shockwaves through the cricketing world, local groundsman Ramesh 'Ramu' Singh, 48, has been sensationally awarded the Man of the Match trophy after a crucial league game, not for his meticulous lawn-mowing, but for allegedly *altering the pitch* during the lunch break. Astonishing CCTV footage has emerged, showing Singh in what can only be described as a high-stakes, mid-match turf-heist.
"Bhai, lunch tak toh ball swing ho raha tha, suddenly it started turning like a googly factory! Yeh toh jaadu hai, ya kuchh aur?" complained a bewildered batsman who wished to remain anonymous.
The incident unfolded during the second innings of the highly anticipated Mumbai Mavericks vs. Delhi Daredevils clash. With Mavericks struggling at 78/6 on a docile track, Singh, under the guise of "routine pitch maintenance," was seen on camera orchestrating what appears to be a rapid pitch transformation. Sources claim Singh, a former aspiring off-spinner, used a specially designed, miniaturised 'portable pitch-roller' and a secret blend of 'instant-cracking mud' to convert the flat deck into a spinner's paradise in under 20 minutes. The Daredevils, who were cruising, were subsequently bowled out for a paltry 98, gifting Mavericks an improbable victory. The umpires, initially perplexed by the sudden change in pitch behaviour, reportedly just "shrugged and blamed the weather."
"Mera ₹5 Lakh ka betting deal tha, usne toh pura game hi badal diya. Isko ₹10 Crore ka IPL contract do, immediately!" fumed a prominent punter from the stands.
The Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) has launched an "urgent, but mostly for show" inquiry, while Ramu Singh, unfazed by the controversy, was seen proudly holding his Man of the Match cheque for ₹50,000, promising to invest it in "better quality soil." Cricket experts are now debating whether 'Groundsman of the Match' should become a regular award, or if we should just accept that some pitches are simply… more ambitious than others. Meanwhile, rival teams are reportedly putting out tenders for 'strategically inclined' groundsmen, with salaries potentially reaching into the Crores.
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