Bengaluru Man Solves NASA's Martian Gravity Equation While Decoding RCB Playoff Scenario! 🤯🧮

DELHI – In a development that has left both astrophysicists and cricket pundits scratching their heads, Rohan Mehta, a 32-year-old software engineer from Bengaluru, has reportedly solved a complex Martian gravity equation that had stumped NASA for decades. His secret? An all-night session spent feverishly calculating Royal Challengers Bangalore's (RCB) playoff chances.

"Bhai, ye run rate, points, net run rate, rain-affected matches… yeh sab NASA ki rocket science se bhi zyaada tough hai! Mera dimag phat gaya tha."

Mehta, a self-proclaimed "eternal optimist and perpetual mathematician" when it comes to RCB, apparently mistook a publicly available, unsolved NASA problem—regarding the precise gravitational pull fluctuations required for stable orbital insertion around Mars—for a particularly convoluted IPL playoff permutation. "I thought it was just another variable," Mehta explained to his bewildered family, "like if KKR wins by 50 runs, and CSK loses by 10, then SRH needs to hit 250 in 10 overs, but only if it rains in Mohali." His whiteboard, typically reserved for flowcharts of potential RCB victories, was filled with equations featuring Greek letters and astronomical symbols, alongside Kohli's average and Faf's strike rate.

"Hum toh bas usko bol rahe the, 'Beta, laptop band kar, subah ho gayi hai.' Par usko laga, 'Mummy, agar RCB ko qualify karna hai toh mujhe ye equation solve karna hi padega!'" said his mother, Radha Mehta, who now fields calls from confused NASA officials offering Rohan a job worth ₹2 Crores.

While NASA is reportedly ecstatic, offering Mehta a lucrative position at their Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Mehta's priorities remain firmly grounded in Chinnaswamy Stadium. He has politely declined their offer, stating, "Mars can wait. Right now, I need to figure out how RCB can win their next three matches by big margins, *and* hope Rajasthan loses all of theirs, *and* that a meteor doesn't strike the Chennai pitch. My work isn't done yet." Sources confirm that despite solving cosmic mysteries, RCB's playoff chances still hover precariously, requiring a miracle or, perhaps, another dimension where Net Run Rate is irrelevant.