Pakistan Fielder Blames 'Indian Gravity' For Dropped Sitter, Demands ICC Investigate 'Anti-National Physics'! 🎤😂

MUMBAI: In a cricketing incident that has left physicists scratching their heads and fans clutching their sides, a prominent Pakistani fielder has sensationally blamed "Indian gravity" for a dropped catch that cost his side dearly. The unnamed player, known for his athleticism (and occasional butterfingers), was heard on a viral audio clip post-match, elaborating on his groundbreaking (or ground-breaking, in this case) theory.

"Arre bhai, ball aise seedha aa raha tha, suddenly Indian gravity ne pakad liya. Mera toh koi dosh nahi, woh pull kar raha tha extra!" (Bro, the ball was coming straight, suddenly Indian gravity grabbed it. No fault of mine, it was pulling extra!)

The player, affectionately (or sarcastically) nicknamed "The Magnet" for his tendency to attract both the ball and controversy, insisted that the gravitational pull was suspiciously stronger during the match against India. He reportedly told team management that the ICC should launch an immediate investigation into "geopolitical physics" and the potential weaponization of gravitational forces, especially from rival nations. Sources suggest he's even petitioned for a new 'Gravitational Field' clause in the playing conditions. The hilarious audio, which includes sound effects of a struggling man trying to catch an invisible force, has already been remixed into countless memes, earning millions of views and a potential fine of up to ₹10 Lakhs from the PCB for 'scientific misconduct'.

"Paagal ho gaya hai kya? Next match mein bolega pitch ne bola 'out ho jao'," quipped a former captain, dismissing the claim. "Better to practice catching, not blame Newton!" (Has he gone mad? Next match he'll say the pitch told him 'get out'. Better to practice catching, not blame Newton!)

While scientists globally are still determining if gravity can indeed be weaponized (or if it simply has a preference for certain nationalities), the player remains steadfast. He's reportedly started training with special anti-gravity gloves and is demanding a 'neutral' gravitational field for all future matches. Critics, however, suggest he might just need better eyesight, or perhaps, simply more practice. Regardless, this incident has certainly added a new dimension (literally) to the India-Pakistan cricketing rivalry, leaving fans wondering if we'll soon see fielders equipped with gravimeters instead of gloves.